Puffaburd of Immortality

MWAHAHA 5-SECOND DOODLES OF POINTLESS
Lol this deviation is more about a silly idea rather than the pic itself XD

I was just thinking of a fun monster concept! A magical bird that is simply.. this. A really generic teeny chubbyblub with no special powers aside from living for hundreds of years and giving people dreams about itself. (HELLO I AM A BURD! HELLO I AM A BURD! It could perhaps drive people to suicide if it worked on being as obnoxious as possible XD)
Like.. it's just a fun idea that a legendary immortal bird would be really hard to find because it doesn't stand out in the slightest. And it would be a silly sort of legend amoung birds- OMG THAT'S THE GUY WHO GETS TO FLAP AROUND AND RUN FROM HAWKS AND EAT SEEDS... FOR A VERY LONG TIME!!! He's never gonna upstage the phoenix XD

I was thinking of a silly slice of life story where Incredibly Generic Superbird is the husband of an old lady who runs a cake store, for some reason. (Cos like.. he's probably become sentient by now, even if he's still just a bird.) And it would be kinda surreal cos it's a lady who has a husband in her dreams and then he's just a bird in real life and everyone thinks she's loopy... I MADE MYSELF SAD
But on the bright side he would try to eat trifle by pecking and sneeze the cream all over himself (This is the single greatest bird mannerism in existance) And maybe he's the cake shop mascot and everything is adorable forever and also they own a dog. (It's like NO THE DOG IS THE PET, I AM NOT A PET *pout* And then a bird taking a dog for walks and stuff XD)